This is not a website. This is an experience.
Play, confess, mix, and discover what kind of Monk you are.
Press the orb. Receive your prophecy.
Advanced spiritual ego scan. Non-invasive. Mostly accurate.
Move the faders. The universe will analyze your mix.
Confess your musical sins. The Monk absolves all.
Choose your sin:
3 questions. 5 possible souls. One truth.
Type anything. Receive enlightenment.
Or choose a preset:
Sacred excuses for every situation.
Clichés are buried here. Click to purify them.
Click any tombstone to receive the Monk's version.
All this was prologue. The music is the actual experience.
Five secret experiences that live beyond this page.
The Karma Elevator awaits. Are you ready?